Black Cards Can’t Buy Class or Intelligence

Posted by Admin
January 13, 2008

In case you were wondering, you might be able to buy/rent a G5 jet with a black card, but apparently it doesn’t buy class or intelligence. DeShawn Stevenson, shooting guard for the Washington Wizards, recently demonstrated this on his myspace page. After offering $10k in cash to anyone who can get him in contact with Lindsay Lohan (apparently he wants some of that), he posted 2 pictures of his black card. One was of himself posing with the card, which you can see below, and the other was one of just the black card, numbers and all. I don’t think he knew better and didn’t think to cover them.

DeShawn Stevenson Black Card

In case you can’t read his teeth, or as the kids call it these days - “grill”, it says “Poppa Smurf”. Nothing spells class like wife beaters, tattoos, diamond grills that spell papa smurf, and a black card. DeShawn Stevenson, you sir are awesome. No seriously, you are the coolest guy in the NBA. I am sure Steve Nash looks to you for pointers.

I am going to refrain from posting the picture with all his card numbers because I am sure some of you will be stupid enough to try and use it. Just consider it a new years present from me, I am saving you from yourself.

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Pingback by Lindsay Lohan » Black Cards Can’t Buy Class or Intelligence on January 13, 2008 @ 9:33 pm

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Comment by Darin on February 15, 2008 @ 5:41 pm

ha ha ha!

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[...] it 3-4 times in the 20 second spot, like it was going to impress me. Seriously Bow Wow, when “Poppa Smurf” DeShawn Stevenson can have one, then I guess that means I should be receiving mine in the mail shortly. You’re [...]

Comment by JP on May 14, 2008 @ 4:04 am

hatin””’

Comment by Christien on May 22, 2008 @ 8:32 pm

This is priceless! Thanks!

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[...] it 3-4 times in the 20 second spot, like it was going to impress me. Seriously Bow Wow, when “Poppa Smurf” DeShawn Stevenson can have one, then I guess that means I should be receiving mine in the mail shortly. You’re [...]

Comment by Mitchell on December 3, 2008 @ 10:08 pm

How do I obtain a sample of the American Express Black Card?

Comment by Jason on August 23, 2009 @ 9:52 pm

Jay-Z said it best… “You can pay for school, but you can’t buy class”

Comment by Kapil on January 14, 2010 @ 9:53 pm

Im surprised this dumbass remembered to cover some of the numbers haha, I could totally picture him taking that shot without covering the numbers for everyone to see.

Comment by Joe on August 9, 2011 @ 7:04 pm

Amazing post. As a young black male, I am thoroughly embarrassed by this type of ignorance.

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